Wednesday, April 23, 2008

dear readers... i am appealing... wait! that came out wrong!

Dear readers; lovers, haters, and those who care not a whit,

I'm making an appeal here.

I love mail. I love mail that is positive and supportive in nature. I also love mail that contradicts my opinions as they are expressed through my writing.

If you want to send mail of any type, feel free.

Also, if you want to comment on a specific post, comment at will.

I will do my best to respond to your mail and comments in the most appropriate manner. That is to say, if you are an ignorant hating ass, I will return in kind. Unless I take pity on your sorry uneducated ass and just try to teach you something despite yourself. If you are supportive and loving, I too will reciprocate with an equally pleasant reply. Emails and comments of an ambiguous nature will be treated on a case by case basis. I reserve the right to be tenacious and bullheaded at all times.

Send me mail! Please!
*does the make it mail dance*

Your eager recipient,


kathy said...

dear occupant,

your blog is very fine. i'll be back to read more. (have to go to lunch now, poo!)

kathy :)

Occupant (aka Olivia) said...


i love kisses. and thank you for your kind words.

come back after lunch. i am always here, like a faithful, sad, lonely, but mostly pathetic, pet. ;)

hugs and lurve,